10:00 pm - It’s finally over!!! Till next year. (William Shatner is pretending to DJ us out)
9:59 pm - Some fat white guy is now singing to Deadmau5
9:58 pm - Lights is looking more alt then usual.
9:55 pm - Album of the Year: Micheal Buble or as I like to call him BOOBS. Of course he’s not here either. IS ANYONE ATTENDING THE JUNOS?!?!
9:53 pm- The boyfriend is now going to williamshatner.com to buy his album
9:50 pm - Why does Blue Rodeo get 40 mins for a speech?
9:48 pm - So bored of this!!! We’re all now on Pinterest.
9:37pm - Blue Rodeo performing….blah blah blah
9:34 pm - Single of the Year: I Don’t Know - The Sheepdogs
9:32 pm - I’m now just waiting for this to be over so I can play some Settlers of Catan.
9:25pm - Dallas Green is performing. Discussing that the sound is still shit but at least he can sing/ play guitar.
9:20 pm - More “acting” from Shatner.
9:13 pm - I think Feist looks older than she probably is.
9:10 pm - Feist is playing and either this TV is weird or she looks like a midget right now.
9:09 pm - New Artist of the Year: Dan Mangan (Ok this is actually acceptable to me)
9:06 pm - Of course they just blow past the R&B, Rap and Reggie album of the year since there are like 5 black people in Canada.
8:57 pm - They are demoing pogo shoes during the Hedley performance.
8:54 pm - Dance Recording of the Year: Martin Solveig & Dragonette (The only one I knew out of the nominees)
8:53 pm - Friend is telling me how her friend is Jacob from Hedley’s Regina booty call.
8:48 pm - Did he just fall off the stage? Why are there hula dancers? IS THIS CANADA?
8:45 pm - Simple Plan is still together/ relevant?
8:42 pm - Artist of the Year: FEIST
8:41 pm - Sam Roberts doesn’t fit in with his band.
8:40 pm - Oh god. Nickelback and Shatner are “acting”.
8:34 pm - WHAT IS HAPPENING?
8:33pm - This chick needs to fire her stylist. Who are these people in this weird mix of songs. IS THIS DRAKE?
8:32 pm - Is this the JUNO teen awards?
8:29 pm - Juno Fan Choice: Justin Bebs! Oh he didn’t show up FUCK YOU DIVA YOU TOO GOOD FOR THE JUNOS!?!
8:28 pm - Carly Rae needs a tanning bed stat!
8:25 pm - Commercial break and the dog farted just as I took in a deep breath.
8:23 pm - The girls are talking about how Dallas Green’s wife looks like a duck with plastic surgery…..guys talking about how hot she is.
8:22 pm - Song Writer of the Year: Dallas Green.
8:20 pm - Who’s the white guy?
8:17pm - Hey Rosetta is playing! 17 minutes in and we finally have some decent music.
8:08pm - So he’s not even pretending to play the guitar…what is the point of this!
8:07pm - LOOK AT THAT ASS!
8:06 pm - Shatner fact: He’s 81 years old. (The bf just looked it up) :/
8:04 pm - My boyfriend has a weird obsession with William Shatner. He just got really excited about watching this.
8:00 pm - Omg it’s started and who else can kick off this night of Canadian music but…..Nickelback. Oh, Juno’s….you never change.
7:47 pm - We’ve watched like 4 episodes of Twin Peaks in a row and just finished our first bottle of wine… so we’re really confused right now. Are the Juno’s on yet??
Ok here we are. If you didn’t watch the eastern feed early (cause you are like me and only have access to about 6 TV channels) then follow along as I drink wine with some friends and watch the embarrassment that is the Juno’s.
I’ll be updating this post as to not flood Tumblr with my stupid commentary.